Thank you so much Amir!
To anyone "giving this one a try"... a wise green space creature with a voice like Fozzie the Bear once said: "Do, or do not. There is no try."
The rewards are well worth it.
I'm not buying you chicken wings though! They are circular beings in a world of sharp pointy things and squares.
Once upon a time, there was a small wolf. The wolf was sweet and kind, and did well in school, yet it drove its parents to despair.
You see, the small wolf had one big flaw. It wouldn't eat meat. No matter how its parents pleaded and threatened and bargained, or sweetened the meat with all the best flavours in the land, the small wolf simply wouldn't touch it. It ate plenty of vegetables and fruits and nuts, but it flat out refused to sink its teeth in animal flesh.
One evening the parents were sitting on a rock overlooking the valley where they lived, and to their great surprise, they saw their own son chase after a rabbit. The young wolf was foaming and frothing at the mouth, teeth bared, enraged with a wild hunger.
Finally, not far from where they sat, the young wolf caught up with the rabbit, pinned it to the ground with his mighty paws...
The rabbit cowered and trembled in fear. The parents watched, barely able to conceal their excitement.
And the young wolf snarled through its teeth: "WHERE'D YOU HIDE THE GOD DAMN CARROTS!"
